The Confusing Conversation

Posted on 11.08.2022 by Kevin Kandlbinder | Scambox

I've rencently had a scammer in my inbox who I just wanted to confuse, and to my surprise he actually matched my energy! Let's look at the chat together!

-- Begin of chat-log --
James says:
Hello
Kevin says:
hello james
James says:
How are you doing dear
Kevin says:
I am doing splendtastic what about you?
James says:
I am a movie producer also an actor
Kevin says:
oh wow, but it's true you look very professional!
-- Interruption of chat-log --

His profile picture really was a face worthy of being both a movie producer and an actor. I could already imagine him in an action packed thriller of hunting down bitcoins across the whole globe.

-- Continuation of chat-log --
James says:
Where are you from
Kevin says:
Germany, you?
James says:
I'm from United States
Birmingham Alabama
Kevin says:
oh wow, long way away
James says:
Yes
How is life over there
Kevin says:
it's fine, covid hit pretty bad and is still going strong, but life's slowly going back to normal
James says:
Okay
It will be
Kevin says:
how is it over there where you live?
James says:
So good with me
Are you familiar with digital currency?
Kevin says:
I've bought like 4 bitcoin 8 years ago but since then not much
-- Interruption of chat-log --

I've bought a small loan of a million dollars. Nothing substancial. At this point I imagine James drooling out the mouth thinking about my non-existant bitcoins.

-- Continuation of chat-log --
James says:
Ohh really
Kevin says:
yeah but I've not done anything with them since, they've just been laying around tbh
James says:
Why
But do you invest with any company
Kevin says:
I've never really had the motivation to do all that trading, it sounds really hard so I never did it
James says:
You don't need to be sceptical about this investment, at first I was scared too
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minimum amount of $100
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after 24 hours I tested my withdrawal and I was paid instantly!
-- Interruption of chat-log --

What can I say, I am easy to get for falling for scams...

-- Continuation of chat-log --
Kevin says:
sounds great, can I put those bitcoin I have into there?
James says:
Yes you can
I'm just telling you about how I start my own I started with small amount just to see if the company is working very well
When my pastor's wife introduce me to the company I was scared but after 9 months I can invest any amount with the company because I have 100% trust in them
Kevin says:
oh yeah I mean I'm not scared to put the 3 bitcoin in, I mean I bought them for 5 dollars back in the day and they are probably only worth 30ct by now
James says:
Alaye okay
Kevin says:
I don't even know, I've not been keeping up with them
James says:
Are you ready to join the company should I send you the company weblink
Kevin says:
Yeah sure, sorry for the delay, I was ironing my lawn
-- Interruption of chat-log --

My lawn is so flat all my neigbors are jealous... James seems to be unimpressed though.

-- Continuation of chat-log --
James says:
Okay it fine
https://randomscam.tld/register?ref=42069
Kevin says:
What about the flower field tho?
11th of May 2022
James says:
I don't understand what you mean?
Kevin says:
I thought every American has a flower field
James says:
Not really ....
-- Interruption of chat-log --

Looks like I fell for a "fake news"... Could happen to anyone!

-- Continuation of chat-log --
Kevin says:
weird... it's one of those things you just expect... but you guys don't have electric kettles either so I guess it's not that surprising
James says:
Mpa gi
Kevin says:
what is "mpa gi"?
James says:
😲
Kevin says:
James you're confusing me
James says:
That is the way you are confusing me too
-- Interruption of chat-log --

I was actually impressed with James and how he matched my energy with such precision.

I almost gave him money just out of respect.

-- Continuation of chat-log --
Kevin says:
I didn't mean to do that 😐

I've just never been to the United States (of America) so I only know it from what friends who went told me
James says:
Okay
So what are you saying about the company
Kevin says:
it sounds amazing I just have to find my bitcoin again, I kinda forgot the password and I need to guess it
-- End of chat-log --

I sadly never found them... James was still one of the best chats I've had with just how exactly James managed to match my chaotic energy.